"Time For New Dick" Greeting Card

"Time For New Dick" Greeting Card


Maybe it's a post break up card or they simply need to get rid of the cobwebs down there. What's a better way to encourage getting new dick than with a card? Thank us later.


Card features a "pop out" eggplant using 3mm foam dimensional 

  • Specifications

    Width: 4 Inches

    Length: 5.5 Inches

    Colour: White, Purple, Green

    Materials: Cardstock, Foam Dimensional

    Notes: card opens, blank inside (write your own message), includes envelope